I LOVE DOGS

I feel strongly that dogs, and pets in general, are some of life's greatest gifts. Pets are teachers, superheroes, comedians, gurus, keepers of secrets, muses, and unconditionally loving companions.

Regardless of whether or not you are an animal lover, I hope that these lovely, artistic tributes to our canine friends bring some inspiration to your day.

Love,
Julienne Szerelmes

Pagwawalis

Isang hapon sa convention center ng KCC Mall General Santos City...

Ate anne: "Edz, ohhh.. bakit nagkalat ang mga basura sa harap ng stage ha, walisin mo yan ng maigi?"

Edz: "A change in the weather patterns might have occured wrecking havoc to the surroundings. The way the debris are scattered indicates that the gust of wind was going northeast causing damage to the path it was heading to."

Ate anne: (nosebleed!), abnormal anong weather ka dyan! eh siguro dahil sa mga tao kanina hindi marunong magtapon ng basura nila kaya kahit saan-saan nalang!

Edz: Eh, bakit pa kayo nagtanong , alam nyo pala ang sagot...subukan nyo nga magtanong ulit,at itry nyo ring sagutin yang tanong nyo, po!

Habang nagwawalis parin si i Edz, nilapitan sya talaga ni ate anne at ito ang nangyari:

Ate anne: Edz, di ba matalino ka? Pwes ano ang tawag sa unahan ng kotse?

Edz: That would be the bumper, it's the front part of the car!..

Ate anne: t*ng*! Karera tawag dun! Car race! Naisahan din kita! Hahaha


Edz: Patheticâl by a concise explanation of the term, an automobile race is an act of striving against others for a prize. You said unahan ng kotse which means that only one automobile is involved. A race cannot be successfully completed only with one car. Therefore, I had been in conformance to the fact that it only means the bumper, which is the front of the car.

Ate anne: (Shock! at hindi nakareact!) ...oh hala, patuloy mo lang yang ginagawa mo ha! oohh, wag masyadong magpagod..
( Bwesit na Baklang toh napahiya ako dito ha!Humanda ka gaganti ako, may araw karin!)


Ito nalang iniisip ni Edz habang patuloy sa paglilinis ang bakla.

Edz: "Physical stress and excessive work may result to serious damage to one's body. It is therefore essential that once in a while we take a break from our usual routine to replenish the lost energy we once had."

Take note as a simple reminder:

"ANG MAGTAPON NG BASURA SA TAMANG LALAGYAN AY ISANG HUWARAN AT RESPONSABLENG MAMAYAN NG PILIPINAS." at "May pera sa basura". Naniniwala ako dito. Pero may gusto lang akong isingit, "May pera, pagkain, edukasyon, trabaho, buhay at kung anu-ano pa sa basura."

Edz: Kaya , hala viraaaa...itutuloy ko pagwawalis dito baka may makita pa akong pera...gogogo BAYOT,Googoo VAYOT..



ciao, GOD BLESS YOU ALL...
Lovelots,
Edz

Miss Gay QueenSize 2011

Special Breakfast

sang umaga , sinabi ni EDZ sa kay ATE JOEL nya na may special breakfast daw siyang ipreprepare para sa kanya.

Coffee mode muna si ate joel habang busy-busihan pa ang bakla nagprepare sa sinasabi nya special breakfast..

at nagtanong kasi excited na si ate joel sa niluluto ng bakla!

ATE JOEL: Edz ano ang ulam natin??

Ang sagot ng malditang bakla... ay!

EDZ: Why ate jo!, our appetizing breakfast for this starlit morning is “Fillet ala El Niño” - an appetizing viand originated from th outskirts of the Philippine shores, sun dried up to its crispiest texture, served with a heaping bowl of fresh Tomato salad, sprinkled with the newly harvested sea salt from the Philippine archipelago’s shores.


ATE JOEL: (habang pinupunasan ang dugo sa ilong with sabay inom ng kanyang coffee) WOW!!!!, Edz tunog pa lang nakakagutom na! pero ano ba yun??

EDZ: SURPRISED!!!!
ATE JOEL: P*#@+!$* mo EDZ! BULAD lang pala! Bwiset.

Lanzones

Isang araw inutusan ni marcelina si Edz na bumili ng lanzones sa palengke...

Edz : how much is your Lansium Domesticum.?

( Nakatingin lang ang tindira kay edz at nakasmile parang nalilito sa statement na sinabi ng bakla)

Tindira: ahhh, ehhhh...(sabay kamot sa ulo!)

Edz: (sabay turo naman ang bakla sa lanzones) These one ate!

( At muling nag tanong ang bakla-imbudo na sa tindira!)

Edz: "Puede usted bajar el precio parci mi? Soy ya su comprador avido diario. Por favor?"

( Mas nag- nganga ang tindira wala katingog samot!, tiningnan nalang ni Edz ang price at sabay sabing OK! FINE...)

Tindira: ok isa ka kilo imo kuhaon!

(Nagdali-dali intawon ang tindira ug takos ug timbang sa lanzones nya with matching hirit si manang tindira sa bakla ha!)

Tindira: kabalo ka ba na ang lansones ay pwedi ...

( hindi pa natapos statement ni manang tindira chika dayon ang bakladesh sabay bigay sa pera)

Edz: -Lanzones: You can't stop eating this once you've started. A word of advice though, don't eat it on an empty stomach, unless you're constipated. Major laxative! You can also smoke dried lanzones peels to drive away mosquitoes. No, you don't smoke it like a cigarette, you burn it and just allow it to smoke. Duh.

(Gihatag nalang sa tindira ang supot ug ang tindira naliki sa statement
sa bayot with nosebleed pah ).

My Birthday 2011