Huwebes, Nobyembre 17, 2011

AFAM2X ...

Isang araw, nagkatuwaan ang mga baklang named B1 and B2...magchachat daw sila ...hmmmp take note AFAM raw! ang gusto nila oowss so im sure mataray talaga sila B1 and B2 so kaya ang lola EDZ ninyo chupwera ang beauty akitch...inshort sa side nalang ako nakaupo with matching calls nalang ako habang observed to the max nalang ang beauty ko.


Please read there short conversation...
Take note ha! with matching cam2cam pa sila...
Syempre ang narecord ko lang ang cam namin ...set-UP ko na bago sila nagchat,para perfect!!! at hindi alam nila yon.

So pumunta na sila sa hmmmp...i forgot the site charooot melon.com.ph and then..ayan na ha!

CHANNEL: Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger.
Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! ( Shock ha!, may ganoon na advice ang channel na pinasukan nila, TARAY!)

AFAM : hi
AFAM: m or f?


B1: Hi sexy
B1: Female
B2: *Female


( full smile ang duha ka bayot!) mas lalo ng...
AFAM: im male ;-]
B2: Ooooh
B1:(smile mode lang) at nagtanong
B1: You 30?


AFAM: no 22 u?
( perting lipaya sa mga bayot pagbasa na 22 lang ang keks oi!)

B1: we're 18 and 19 yrs old (kugmo lang!)
B2: I love older men
B1: They're sooooooo
B2: OMG
Ug sa dihang chikka dayon ang mga bayot na manyak ug...


B2: I'm soooo horney
B1: So so horney

At reply naman ng bagets...
AFAM: me too!


B1: I. Love. You. So much!

and:
AFAM: what size tits do u have?
Problema na ang mga bayot kay wala silay ipakita na BOOBS, yehey!
Kaya tinawag nila ako pero hindi ko sila pinansin kunwari, kaya facute nalang ang duha!


B1: Guess.
AFAM: DD ;-)
B2: OMG
B1: how'd you know baby?

AFAM: cos i thought tht u would have big juicy tits ;-)
B1: Ohhh...
B2: I'm removing my blouse.
AFAM: good :D
B1: You're slow.
B2: Real slow.
AFAM: ur a guy
AFAM: a real guy

and ...


B1: Ngekk, kalain chaka sakpan tah!
B2: CHARA madam...
CHANNEL : Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Another:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

B1: gay?
AFAM: maybe
AFAM: are u gay?
B2: yeah
AFAM: cool i love gay
B2: are you?
AFAM: i'm a man who loves gay
B1: how does that work?
B2: so you are gay?
AFAM: no i'm a man
AFAM: i'm really a man
AFAM: i just love gay...


B3: are you saying gay people aren't men?
(eksena ang bayot na usa... kay murag na intrega sa show)

AFAM: i mean men
AFAM: i love when guys kiss each other
AFAM: but i'm not gay
AFAM: i'm a man
B1: that's weird
B2: why do you like guys kissing each other?
B1: don't you like it?
AFAM: yeah
B1: but i'm gay
B2: and we are both gays!duh hello!
(bulong sa sarili mode: Kadiri kaya maghalukay mi diri super yakkk ha!)

At ito na naman ang nangyari! ng nakita si EDZ ng AFAM.


AFAM: JENNY IS THAT YOU!?
AFAM: I love you...Jenny.

Natulala si EDZ, nakisuyo nalang si Edz habang lumapit sa kay B1 and B2.
Nakasmile nalang sila habang sinusulat ni B1 ang sabi ni Edz sa AFAM.


EDZ: I hate you
EDZ: creep
EDZ: just leave me alone
AFAM: I'm sorry Jenny!
EDZ: no you're not
AFAM: I know. I just want you back in my life...
EDZ: you just want my gay pipes
AFAM: Kinda... But you're more than that to me.
EDZ: lyer
EDZ: I just used you for that average sized dick of yours
EDZ: cuz no one else would hook up with me

AFAM: But I SWEAR it got bigger!
AFAM: I can even take those fancy new pills for you.
AFAM: Jenny?
AFAM: Marry me.
EDZ: hmmm
EDZ: how about
EDZ: no NOOOOO!!!!

AFAM: What if I...
AFAM: told you I wanted to grow old with you?
AFAM: I'm finally outta jail! I'm just on parol. :D We can do crazy shit againn!

Shock ang mga bayot..nisamot imbudo kalag ni EDZ.


EDZ: why the fuck would i want to grow old with you?
AFAM: Because I know you want me too. And as much as ou say you hate me, you know how much fun we used to have in my room.
AFAM: Under our cover.
AFAM: *covers
AFAM: With the lights off.
AFAM: Doing who knows what.
EDZ: old people sex is disgusting
AFAM: But I'm not old remember! Just 15 years older than you!

CHANNEL: Your conversational partner has disconnected.




HAHAHA
B1... Ew. (:
B2..BHEEEE..KABALOS MEHHHH HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA....


ALways Remember That:



I do actually use webcams for what they were meant to be used for, for seeing far away relatives and having a conversation where i can see them, i really like that concept. I doubt most people use it for xrated stuff, well not all the time.


Love,
EDZ DELA PEñA

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