Pagwawalis

Isang hapon sa convention center ng KCC Mall General Santos City...

Ate anne: "Edz, ohhh.. bakit nagkalat ang mga basura sa harap ng stage ha, walisin mo yan ng maigi?"

Edz: "A change in the weather patterns might have occured wrecking havoc to the surroundings. The way the debris are scattered indicates that the gust of wind was going northeast causing damage to the path it was heading to."

Ate anne: (nosebleed!), abnormal anong weather ka dyan! eh siguro dahil sa mga tao kanina hindi marunong magtapon ng basura nila kaya kahit saan-saan nalang!

Edz: Eh, bakit pa kayo nagtanong , alam nyo pala ang sagot...subukan nyo nga magtanong ulit,at itry nyo ring sagutin yang tanong nyo, po!

Habang nagwawalis parin si i Edz, nilapitan sya talaga ni ate anne at ito ang nangyari:

Ate anne: Edz, di ba matalino ka? Pwes ano ang tawag sa unahan ng kotse?

Edz: That would be the bumper, it's the front part of the car!..

Ate anne: t*ng*! Karera tawag dun! Car race! Naisahan din kita! Hahaha


Edz: Patheticâl by a concise explanation of the term, an automobile race is an act of striving against others for a prize. You said unahan ng kotse which means that only one automobile is involved. A race cannot be successfully completed only with one car. Therefore, I had been in conformance to the fact that it only means the bumper, which is the front of the car.

Ate anne: (Shock! at hindi nakareact!) ...oh hala, patuloy mo lang yang ginagawa mo ha! oohh, wag masyadong magpagod..
( Bwesit na Baklang toh napahiya ako dito ha!Humanda ka gaganti ako, may araw karin!)


Ito nalang iniisip ni Edz habang patuloy sa paglilinis ang bakla.

Edz: "Physical stress and excessive work may result to serious damage to one's body. It is therefore essential that once in a while we take a break from our usual routine to replenish the lost energy we once had."

Take note as a simple reminder:

"ANG MAGTAPON NG BASURA SA TAMANG LALAGYAN AY ISANG HUWARAN AT RESPONSABLENG MAMAYAN NG PILIPINAS." at "May pera sa basura". Naniniwala ako dito. Pero may gusto lang akong isingit, "May pera, pagkain, edukasyon, trabaho, buhay at kung anu-ano pa sa basura."

Edz: Kaya , hala viraaaa...itutuloy ko pagwawalis dito baka may makita pa akong pera...gogogo BAYOT,Googoo VAYOT..



ciao, GOD BLESS YOU ALL...
Lovelots,
Edz